Let's just get one thing straight: it is my car.
I am not quite five feet tall and getting the geometry of the height and tilt of the seat in the right places for maximum mirror efficacy is difficult. So stop messing with my goals of having perfectly made up lips for the rest of my life
When one of the three men in my household borrows my car to drive it three miles, it is not necessary to change the mirrors, the radio station, the volume, the steering wheel angle, or the angle of the seat. And it is never okay to change ALL of them.
It is three miles. Three.
Scoot the seat back, keep your grubby paws off of all my other settings, and simply drive. Your life will be easier and my lips will be perfectly glossed.
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I am not quite five feet tall and getting the geometry of the height and tilt of the seat in the right places for maximum mirror efficacy is difficult. So stop messing with my goals of having perfectly made up lips for the rest of my life
When one of the three men in my household borrows my car to drive it three miles, it is not necessary to change the mirrors, the radio station, the volume, the steering wheel angle, or the angle of the seat. And it is never okay to change ALL of them.
It is three miles. Three.
Scoot the seat back, keep your grubby paws off of all my other settings, and simply drive. Your life will be easier and my lips will be perfectly glossed.
.
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